Save $500 When Your Preorder Your Green Machine by Dec. 1st
$3,450.00

$3,950.00

Save $500 When Your Preorder Your Green Machine by Dec. 1st

The Green Machine is the world's first sustainable Pilates Reformer made from natural & recycled materials by the most skilled craftsmen in Bali. It's portable, customizable & designed with the digital nomad in mind (... It comes with its very own TSA-approved travel case).

The Green Machine is smart, sexy & exclusive. You've got to participate in our Bali training in order to workout on this bad boy or buy your very own machine.

Preorder The Green Machine by December 1st, 2020 and save $500 off the regular price of $3950 USD.

BTW: This discount only applies if you are actively enrolled in our Pilates Training. Let Christina transform your Pilates practice on the hottest new equipment in the world's sexiest location.


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Welcome to your new guilty pleasure, a fun and funky wellness experience that doesn't suck. Say goodbye to yoga girls on mountain tops spouting platitudes on life's beauty and simplicity ... this is not that kind of hustle. A SHEBEAST is a boss, a baller, a takes-no-shit shot caller ... it's you on your very best (and very worst) day. Rock that shit. 

Our 3-week masturbation, meditation, and myofascial release training is designed to get you off, clear your head and work you out.

THE COURSE is designed to help you advance your current practices of masturbation, meditation, and myofascial release ... or to get you started. THE COURSE was created to give all of us stay-at-homers a safe space to explore and learn.

THE COURSE is broken down into 15 live and interactive Zoom tutorials. We will use Zoom Video Conferencing to connect as a cohort, allowing everyone to participate actively in the course, ask questions, and get real-time feedback. If you can't make the Zoom conference call, don't fear! Each lesson will be recorded so that you can review it within 24 hours. We will meet for 1 hour every day Monday-Friday (8am Bali Time) and the session recordings are yours to access for the duration of THE COURSE.

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What topics are covered in THE COURSE WEEK 1: MASTURBATION? 

Understanding your body is paramount. Lesson 1 reviews the basics of female and male anatomy, so you know your way around. Lessons 2-4 explore anatomy in action through a deep dive into the art of hand jobs, oral sex, and anal play. Lesson 5 is dedicated to toys and props that are designed to simulate and inspire you and a partner.

What topics are covered in THE COURSE WEEK 2: MEDITATION? 

Breath is the key to everything you do. Lesson 1 introduces the technique of pelvic breathing to reconnect you with your root. Lessons 2-4 explore basic mindfulness, meditation with the metronome (a rhythmically based practice), and deep visualization. Lesson 5 utilizes Yoga Nidra as a tool to elevate your creative consciousness.

What topics are covered in THE COURSE WEEK 3: MYOFASCIAL RELEASE? 

Relaxation reinforces your mind-body connection. Lesson 1 introduces you to your fascia, a vital component to alleviating tension and strain. Lessons 2-4 explore the coveted tools of the myofascial release trade: cupping, scraping and taping. Lesson 5 makes waves, using the massage gun and vibrating roller to release your stress. 

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In these uncertain and tense times, let's return to the joy of sex, the power of breathe, and the art of movement to help us navigate our new beginning as a global community. It's only through honoring the connection of mind and body that we can conquer our fear and dive deeply and freely into our new future. Sex, Breath, Body - they're the most valuable currency we've got.

'F*CK COVID' THE COURSE: GENERAL OVERVIEW

Welcome to your new guilty pleasure, a fun and funky wellness experience that doesn't suck. Say goodbye to yoga girls on mountain tops spouting platitudes on life's beauty and simplicity ... this is not that kind of hustle. A SHEBEAST is a boss, a baller, a takes-no-shit shot caller ... it's you on your very best (and very worst) day. Rock that shit. 

Our 3-week masturbation, meditation, and myofascial release training is designed to get you off, clear your head and work you out.

THE COURSE is designed to help you advance your current practices of masturbation, meditation, and myofascial release ... or to get you started. THE COURSE was created to give all of us stay-at-homers a safe space to explore and learn.

THE COURSE is broken down into 15 live and interactive Zoom tutorials. We will use Zoom Video Conferencing to connect as a cohort, allowing everyone to participate actively in the course, ask questions, and get real-time feedback. If you can't make the Zoom conference call, don't fear! Each lesson will be recorded so that you can review it within 24 hours. We will meet for 1 hour every day Monday-Friday (8am Bali Time) and the session recordings are yours to access for the duration of THE COURSE.

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What topics are covered in THE COURSE WEEK 1: MASTURBATION? 

Understanding your body is paramount. Lesson 1 reviews the basics of female and male anatomy, so you know your way around. Lessons 2-4 explore anatomy in action through a deep dive into the art of hand jobs, oral sex, and anal play. Lesson 5 is dedicated to toys and props that are designed to simulate and inspire you and a partner.

What topics are covered in THE COURSE WEEK 2: MEDITATION? 

Breath is the key to everything you do. Lesson 1 introduces the technique of pelvic breathing to reconnect you with your root. Lessons 2-4 explore basic mindfulness, meditation with the metronome (a rhythmically based practice), and deep visualization. Lesson 5 utilizes Yoga Nidra as a tool to elevate your creative consciousness.

What topics are covered in THE COURSE WEEK 3: MYOFASCIAL RELEASE? 

Relaxation reinforces your mind-body connection. Lesson 1 introduces you to your fascia, a vital component to alleviating tension and strain. Lessons 2-4 explore the coveted tools of the myofascial release trade: cupping, scraping and taping. Lesson 5 makes waves, using the massage gun and vibrating roller to release your stress. 

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In these uncertain and tense times, let's return to the joy of sex, the power of breathe, and the art of movement to help us navigate our new beginning as a global community. It's only through honoring the connection of mind and body that we can conquer our fear and dive deeply and freely into our new future. Sex, Breath, Body - they're the most valuable currency we've got.