THE SHEBEAST COVID CURE
Our 3-week masturbation, meditation & myofascial release training will help you get off, stress less & work out ... all from the comfort of home. THE COURSE includes 15 live & interactive tutorials that cover all the things you've ever wanted to know about sex, breath & bodywork ... but were too afraid to ask. Can't make class? Have no fear - all the sessions are recorded for your listening pleasure.GET DOWN & DIRTY
TITS & ASS MEET BRAINS & BRAUN
Welcome to your new guilty pleasure, a fun & funky wellness experience that doesn't suck. Say goodbye to yoga girls on mountain tops spouting platitudes on life's beauty & simplicity ... this is not that kind of hustle. A SHEBEAST is a boss, a baller, a takes-no-shit shot caller ... it's you on your very best (and very worst) day.
Our 3-week masturbation, meditation & myofascial release training is designed to get you off, clear your head & work you out.
THE COURSE was created to give all of us stay-at-homers a safe space to explore & learn. It includes 15 live & interactive Zoom tutorials that cover all the things you've ever wanted to know about sex, breath & bodywork ... but were too afraid to ask. Can't make class? Have no fear - all the sessions are recorded for your listening pleasure.
In these uncertain and tense times, let's return to the joy of sex, the power of breath & the art of movement to help us navigate our new beginning as a global community. It's only through honoring the connection of mind & body that we can conquer our fear & dive deeply & freely into our new future. Sex, Breath, Body - they are the most valuable currency we've got.
Stop ignoring your body, denying your deepest desires, forgetting how powerful & amazing you truly are. Rule your anatomy, take control of your body, share passionately with your partner, ask for what you want & don't be embarrassed by what turns you on. Know yourself so you can love yourself better than anyone else.
FREE YOUR MIND.
Don't be afraid of your thoughts. Stop trying to control them. Let your mind expand freely & without judgement. Learn to explore the rich landscape of your creative subconscious. Breathe with soulful intention & you will learn to master your universe & manifest what you really want.
MEET YOUR FEARLESS LEADER, CHRISTINA STOLTZ
With over 15 years of experience in sexual health, mindfulness studies & functional movement coaching, Christina has prepared a game-changing course that combines all of her knowledge, training & community outreach to help you love your body, stimulate your senses & achieve your greatest potential.Play video
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WHAT'S INCLUDED IN THE COURSE?
Week 1: Masturbation
Understanding your body is paramount. Lesson 1 reviews the basics of female & male anatomy, so you know your way around. Lessons 2-4 explore anatomy in action through a deep dive into the art of hand jobs, oral sex & anal play. Lesson 5 is dedicated to toys & props that are designed to stimulate & inspire you & a partner.
Week 2: Meditation
Breath is the key to everything you do. Lesson 1 introduces the technique of pelvic breathing to reconnect you with your root. Lessons 2-4 explore basic mindfulness, meditation with the metronome (a rhythmically based practice), and deep visualization. Lesson 5 utilizes Yoga Nidra as a tool to elevate your creative consciousness.
Week 3: Myofascial Release
Relaxation reinforces your mind-body connection. Lesson 1 introduces you to your fascia, a vital component to alleviating tension and strain. Lessons 2-4 explore the coveted tools of the myofascial release trade: cupping, scraping & taping. Lesson 5 makes waves, using the massage gun & vibrating roller to release your stress.
Gimme Mo' Deets ... I'm dripping with enthusiasm
As with everything in life ... you gotta show up, honey. This course includes 15 thirty-minute Live Video Tutorials. We will use Zoom Video Conferencing to connect as a cohort, allowing everyone to participate actively in the course, ask questions & get real-time feedback. Can't make class? Have no fear - all the sessions are recorded for your listening pleasure.
The goal of this course is to provide you with the information you need & want to advance your current practices of masturbation, meditation & myofascial release ... or to get you started. It is designed to give all of us stay-at-homers a safe space to explore & learn.
Each of the three course modules - masturbation, meditation & myofascial release - are covered over three consecutive weeks. The course is broken down into daily content, which will be offered live on Zoom. We will meet for 30 minutes every day Monday-Friday (8:30am Bali time) and the session recordings are yours to access for the duration of the course.
what to expect at a glance
3 Weeks of Unadulterated Exploration & Play | 15 30-Min. LIVE Interactive Tutorials on Zoom | Mon-Fri 8:30am Bali Time | Recordings Available
Score 3 Weeks of Masturbation, meditation & myofascial release training for ONLY $250!
Buy each training a la carte for $149 or ... Buy THE COURSE for $250 and receive a free vibrator, shipped directly (and discreetly) to your door.buy the course / get a free gift
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RECEIVE A FREE VIBRATOR WHEN YOU BUY THE COURSE for $250
We promised to get you off, clear your head, and work you out ... the Bali Kiss® checks all those boxes. SHEBEAST founder Christina Stoltz swears by this magic stick and is happy to help you fall in love with it, too.
It's got 10 speeds, 2 separate tails (one for clitoral stimulation | the other for insertion), and a USB charger. It looks good, feels good, and is quiet as a mouse - making it the perfect COVID companion
Buy THE COURSE for $250 and we'll ship you a free .vibrator, easy as that ... a promise is a promise.
THIS COURSE IS DESIGNED TO ANSWER ALL THE QUESTIONS YOU were too afraid TO ASK.
You've got a right to know your body inside & out. And you're not alone. Let's play together.
Q: Is this course exclusively for women or can men enroll, too?
A: The course was created to support all gender identities across the entire spectrum of gender performance. Together, we will explore the biological sexual organs (vagina, penis, pelvic floor) and the ways in which they can be supported and stimulated to promote good sexual health & healthy consensual arousal.
Q: What if I can't make the Zoom calls - is it still worth enrolling in this course?
A: Hell Yes! The live tutorial format is designed to provide you with a safe & interactive space to ask all those questions you've always wanted & also to hear directly from others who share similar thoughts or have different views. The best way to have an honest conversation about sexual pleasure, mental health & muscular recovery is to do just that - HAVE THE CONVERSATION.
Q: Are you shipping free vibrators all over the world?
That's right, kitten. Buy THE COURSE and receive a free vibrator, shipped directly and discreetly to your door. Course creator Christina Stoltz has already tested the goods for quality control & she gives this pocket rocket two very big thumbs up. As long as your country accepts international mail & you have an actual mailing address, expect to receive your package & get your groove on within 1-2 weeks.
I GOT WORKED.
I lift heavy and train hard, but this chick (Christina) takes it to a whole new level. ~ Mike
"GET OFF OR GET A REFUND" GUARANTEE
THE COURSE is all it's cracked up to be and more. It was created in love & reverence for everyone struggling with social isolation & the emotional distancing that it has created. This course was crafted with care by SHEBEAST founder Christina Stoltz & she is determined to rock your sexy socks. If she fails to meet your expectations, she is committed to making it right. Give her a chance to tickle your fancy ... you'd be surprised by her skill sets (wink wink).
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